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The Electric Daisy Carnival Promo Trailer Suggests EDM Will Save the Earth From Destruction

Global warming! Fingers typing! Fast traffic! Wind and rain! Eyeballs! We’re all going to die, VERY soon—unless you attend the Electric Daisy Carnival in Las Vegas. There, you will be spared from fear, loss, and the inevitable wrath of Kim Jong Un, protected by an incredible technicolor force field of rave sweat and…

Ansel Elgort Plays a Bad Sexy Sex Man in His New Music Video  Ansel Elgort Plays a Bad Sexy Sex Man in His New Music Video 

On Thursday morning, your favorite actor/DJ Ansel Elgort released the full music video for his new single “Thief,” and, frankly, I am panting with stress and discomfort.

I'm So Sorry, But Ansel Elgort Is About to Release an Erotic Bathtub Music Video I'm So Sorry, But Ansel Elgort Is About to Release an Erotic Bathtub Music Video

It is jarring to me that Ansel Elgort, alias DJ Ansolo, continues to manifest. Why? It seems like there are other things I should be paying attention to right now, and yet here he is, shining pubescent face rising out of my Twitter and Instagram feeds like I want him there.

Zac Brown's New Jack Ü-Inspired Dance Band Is Not Country EDM (Unfortunately) Zac Brown's New Jack Ü-Inspired Dance Band Is Not Country EDM (Unfortunately)

Avicii, the Swedish dance producer and retired-DJ, was onto something when he released the album True in 2013. Having established himself as a powerhouse of EDM, he decided to combine his exhilarated synths with a slice of fascinatingly down-home-yet-turnt-up country and bluegrass, creating another entry in the …

Can Someone Set Me Up With This DJ Who Drunkenly Bought a $40K Bus In Ibiza?  Can Someone Set Me Up With This DJ Who Drunkenly Bought a $40K Bus In Ibiza? 

I guess you could say I’m a “romantic.” I love that moment, on a second or third date, when you catch that person’s eye and hold it for a second and you know, you just know, that something amazing is about to happen between you but this moment of anticipation is so delicious that you want to savor it, and then you…

Varsity Blues Is Coming to the Small Screen Varsity Blues Is Coming to the Small Screen

CMT is growing their scripted programming and also continuing the tradition of serialized remakes from the nineties with Varsity Blue: Streaming Blues (working title I just made up).

How Many Awesomely Terrible EDM Romance Movies Can America Handle?

I’ve made it no secret that I love We Are Your Friends, Max from Catfish’s EDM movie that was so conceptual he actually envisioned Zac Efron as a techno nerd. It was tedious and wanting, and so absurd that I reveled in every second of it, particularly as a person who spends every spring in anticipation of the Electric…

Ansel Elgort, This Is the Last Straw Ansel Elgort, This Is the Last Straw

Since the moment of his birth in the year 1994, and most acutely since he gave an interview revealing that his perfect woman is one who will attend an EDM concert and then watch him play Grand Theft Auto for three hours, Ansel Elgort, actor/DJ, has been deliberately triggering a deep and extremely long-term emotional…

27 Things I Learned At My First Electric Daisy Carnival 27 Things I Learned At My First Electric Daisy Carnival

Late last week, Julianne Escobedo Shepherd asked the Jezebel staff if anyone else wanted to go to the Electric Daisy Carnival in New York. Although I didn’t know what the Electric Daisy Carnival was (and basically still don’t), I said “Yes, I will,” because I’m trying to live más (when I said this to Kate Dries, she…

Vanderpump Rules' Tom Sandoval 'Does' Mad Coke in Video for 'I Do Coke'  

Tom Sandoval, of Vanderpump Rules fame, has put his considerable acting and hair-flipping skills to use in the newly released video for “I Do Coke,” from EDM producer Kill The Noise’s latest album OCCULT CLASSIC.

Passengers on the EDM Cruise Where a Woman Died Are Mad About Refunds Passengers on the EDM Cruise Where a Woman Died Are Mad About Refunds

Last week, a woman died after allegedly jumping into the water during an EDM cruise and now some fellow passengers want their money back.

Diplo Scolds the 'Balding Music Critics' at Pitchfork Over Reporting Error Diplo Scolds the 'Balding Music Critics' at Pitchfork Over Reporting Error

Diplo has had it up to here with music critics, specifically “balding music critics who can only review Future and Drake and terrible indie rock.” That’s very specific.

We Are Your Friends: A Wonderful Zac Efron Rave Tragedy

At what point does “EDM” become not just a corporate branding term, but a metaphor? The answer, you wookie-boot-wearing, free-love-aspiring, waiting-for-the-drop millennials, is right this very cultural second, the historical point in late summer 2015 AD in which Catfish’s Max Joseph—along with co-writer Meaghan…

Deadmau5 Admits That He's a 'Fucking Diva' in Skrillex Fight Deadmau5 Admits That He's a 'Fucking Diva' in Skrillex Fight

Deadmau5, a catty EDM individual, previously had a reasonable request for David Guetta: don’t bring horses to the club, bruh! Now, Deadmau5 is fighting again, this time with Skrillex.

Hi, Attention: Ansel Elgort Is Actually Three People Hi, Attention: Ansel Elgort Is Actually Three People

Ansel Elgort, honorary teen, was interviewed by DJ friend and actual teen Martin Garrix for Teen Vogue. The resulting article is—as we have come to expect from this poreless maniac—a volcanic eruption of idiocy. I’m having a panic attack. Let’s dig in!

Countdown to Zac Efron's EDM Bro Film: One Month! 

The comedy event of the summer, aka Zac Efron’s INTENSELY ANTICIPATED (by me) EDM film directed by Catfish Max, drops August 28. Consider this new trailer, soundtracked by Shamir and featuring more shots of Walking Dead Shane, the gradual come-up for your eventual peak.

Let's Be As Free and High As Everyone in Guetta's 'Hey Mama' Video

One of the oldest tropes in the book is the music video shot in the desert. So hot. So fun. I assume. In David Guetta’s video for his collaboration with Nicki Minaj, Afrojack and Bebe Rexha, the French DJ/producer throws a party in the middle of the desert and as usual it looks like they’re having the time of their…

Finally, A Movie That Tells The Truth About Crappy Male EDM DJs!

I am uncontainably excited for We Are Your Friends, the movie that Max “Catfish” Joseph temporarily left Catfish to film, leading to Nev’s demise. I am excited because based on the first trailer, the world of the shitty male EDM DJ is a strange plane with which Max is clearly intimately familiar, and I trust him to…

My Nemesis Ansel Elgort Looks So Stupid in Teen Vogue  My Nemesis Ansel Elgort Looks So Stupid in Teen Vogue 

Ansel Elgort is in the April issue of Teen Vogue and he’s SO ANNOYING!!!!! Why won’t he leave me alone, it’s so freaking unfair!!!!!! I don’t care that he’s a “total goofball” because he “plays video games” all day and I DON’T CARE that he went to get a wheatgrass shot at Juice Generation after this interview!!!!!!…

Marco Rubio Loves EDM and Nicki Minaj, Would Like Your Vote Now  Marco Rubio Loves EDM and Nicki Minaj, Would Like Your Vote Now 

Newly-announced presidential hopeful Marco Rubio is like Barack Obama in many ways. Sure, he opposes Roe v. Wade and same-sex marriage, doesn’t believe humans are causing climate change, and would like to smash Obamacare to smithereens, but when it comes to lofty, experience-disguising rhetoric and hip, hip musical…

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