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A Guide to All the Best, Worst and Hmm-Est 2019 TV Pilots A Guide to All the Best, Worst and Hmm-Est 2019 TV Pilots

Television networks previewed their funnest and stupidest pilots for media and advertisers this week, as part of annual Upfronts season. Some of these shows will hit screens in the fall, and others are 2020 winter midseason premieres. Either way, it’s up to you and I (but mostly me) to decide what’s worth our time.

A Few Highly Plausible Game of Thrones Endings A Few Highly Plausible Game of Thrones Endings

1. Daenerys walks up to the Iron Throne and sits in it. “This is nice,” she says. “I won.” As soon as she sits in it, everyone in Westeros disintegrates, just like Melisandre did, and Daenerys is the only one left in the world. “Or did I?” she wonders.

Allow Bhad Bhabie and Megan Thee Stallion to Soundtrack the Destruction of Your Nemesis

Y: Bhad Bhabie feat. Megan Thee Stallion “Bestie” - The world needs more songs devoted to friends—or rather muh’fuckin’ best friends—who just want to support each other and/or team up against a nemesis. (Motivate me, baby.) This is like an anthem for the Avengers or Real Housewives cast members who pretend to be friend…

The Best Scenes From Game of Thrones' Epic Battle The Best Scenes From Game of Thrones' Epic Battle

It was a “long night” indeed in Episode 3 of Game of Thrones, if you even got to see what was happening. People died, but who? Spoilers ahead.

The Fate of the Chrises in Avengers: Endgame The Fate of the Chrises in Avengers: Endgame

True balance in a superhero film is achieved by demonstrating power and loss in equal measure. The good guys never lose the big war, but they must lose many other ones along the way. What the Avengers franchise understood as much as it could in the Marvel framework, was the value of emotional investment, extended…

What Are These Real Housewives of Potomac Taglines? What Are These Real Housewives of Potomac Taglines?

Against all odds, The Real Housewives of Potomac franchise went from mildly interesting to excellent over three seasons, in large part due to my queen Karen. As such, their taglines have gotten more crafty and nonsensical.

Have You Wept Over Avengers: Endgame Today?

People across the land are weeping. Over a loved one who’s passed away, over insurmountable financial debt, and also Avengers: Endgame.

Let CupcakKe's 'Old Town Hoe' Remix Fuel Thine Weekend

Hell yeah: CupcakKe, “Old Town Hoe” (Old Town Road Remix) - I woke up this morning fully believing there’s no way to improve upon Lil Nas X’s country trap hit “Old Town Road”—especially after the Billy Ray Cyrus remix—but lord help me, I was so wrong, so naive, so young. After one listen to CupcakKe’s “Old Town Hoe”…

Cynthia Bailey Is Not Here For the Drama

Cynthia Bailey, the consummate best friend on Real Housewives of Atlanta, has been perceived as “too loyal” a friend to Nene Leakes. But this season might end differently. Through much of it, Nene has struggled to find serenity with her castmates while dealing with her husband Gregg’s cancer treatments. The season…

Bust Down, Ivankiana Bust Down, Ivankiana

Ivanka Trump is empowering her way through Africa, doing her best impression of a person who cares about women’s issues, and as many in the political world are compelled to do during these trips, she danced with something like glee in Ethiopia, busting down and summoning every stiff muscle possible to forge a shoulder…

Don't Judge Kristin Cavallari's Viral Milk Ducts Don't Judge Kristin Cavallari's Viral Milk Ducts

“I knew that it was gonna be a little controversial. I didn’t know that it would be as big as it has become.” That’s Kristin Cavallari talking about her viral milk ducts.

Lauren London Says 'You've Been My Turn-Up and My Church' in Eulogy for Nipsey Hussle Lauren London Says 'You've Been My Turn-Up and My Church' in Eulogy for Nipsey Hussle

On Thursday, in a public Celebration of Life service at the Staples Center in Los Angeles for Nipsey Hussle, family members did the difficult work of honoring the rapper’s life with memories in the form of old photos, home video footage, and eulogies. Nipsey (real name Ermias Asghedom) was shot and killed on March 31…

J. Lo Has Pretty Good Medicine, Aventura Returns, and BLACKPINK Makes Stadium Music

Hell yes: BLACKPINK, “Kill This Love” (video) - In a pop music universe populated with the soft and sad stylings of a young Billie Eilish (and I mean no disrespect, I do like her album), there’s something so incredibly large, loud, and in your face about BLACKPINK. “Kill This Love” is planet-sized: massive stadium…

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