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Rolex 24 at Daytona Discord Chat/9 year difference.  Rolex 24 at Daytona Discord Chat/9 year difference. 

Daender made one, join it if you are going and don’t want to be shady by avoiding strange internet people.

I've Never in my Life Experienced Someone Try So Hard to Shoot Off Their Foot I've Never in my Life Experienced Someone Try So Hard to Shoot Off Their Foot

Yet today I get a call that my car is done. I drive 45 minutes to the dealer. I walk in the dealer. I get teased with, “Let me go pull your car around.”

Rolex 24 Hours of Daytona Roll Call Rolex 24 Hours of Daytona Roll Call

I’m trying to put together a chat for those attending the race, so maybe we could meet up at some point(unlike last year). It will likely be a Facebook messenger chat, as Daender is going to attempt to reel in the Oppotalk FB page attendees. If you are against Facebook, just contact me and we can figure something…

Dual Clutch GT500 Dual Clutch GT500

Might be the only option.

South Carolina “International” Auto Show South Carolina “International” Auto Show

Daender, E90M3, Daender’s dad, various co-workers of Daender, and I went to the Auto Show. I already voiced my correct take on the Corolla hatch and Bolt, so here is what else was there, starting with the BeST.

I drove a Bolt and a Corolla Hatch today I drove a Bolt and a Corolla Hatch today

One was a disappointment, and the other was the awesome Bolt.

The Loaner God's have Spoken The Loaner God's have Spoken

Or maybe VW Customer Care tore them a new asshole, because this is so much better.

This is my life now. Update: It's actually leaking oil, where it was seeping before This is my life now. Update: It's actually leaking oil, where it was seeping before

They also put on an engine cover tab backwards, but I fixed that because it was easy and I wanted it done right.

It's back... It's back...

But unless it’s just something wearing back in, it has to go back, because something is rubbing.

*bangs head on wall* *bangs head on wall*

“It’s looking more like Wednesday when it will be finished.” “We basically had to take everything apart in the engine.”

Columbia Cars & Coffee, 1/5/2019 Columbia Cars & Coffee, 1/5/2019

They moved locations, and contrary to Daender’s opinion, it’s better. As such, the quantity and quality came out today.

I managed to make the Jetta worse I managed to make the Jetta worse

By making it a Dodge.

3 Days 3 Days

3 days it has taken to change an upper oil pan gasket, and it still isn’t done. I’m slightly upset. I believe I will be calling VW of America, because this shouldn’t be taking this long, and the lack of communication has been ridiculous.

I'm a filthy poser I'm a filthy poser

For 2018, GTI SE and Autobahn packages came standard with the performance pack, which is great. What’s not great, is that they omitted the awesome red badges denoting the performance pack(2019 gets them, bastards). So I ordered inlays, because why not add more to the holidays theme? The question is, what will I get…

2018 Was a Mostly Fun Year, the Year of the Dildent.  2018 Was a Mostly Fun Year, the Year of the Dildent. 

It started out in Daytona, where I attended my first race with Daender. It was an awesome experience, awesome enough that we are doing it again, but this time spending more time there.

GTI Oil Leak Update/Year in Review TL;DR GTI Oil Leak Update/Year in Review TL;DR

Traded in Fiesta ST with transmission on it’s way out for a GTI, that now is having it’s transmission removed for an oil leak at 6600 miles. Maybe sometime next year I’ll get it back.

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