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The New York Post Is a Fuccboi

In a beautiful encapsulation of New York City in 2018 and a deeply savvy if transparent attempt to get young people to buy their newspaper, the New York Post is running a full-page Supreme ad on its front page.

Chloë Grace Moretz Thinks Her Shelved Louis C.K. Film 'Should Just Go Away' Chloë Grace Moretz Thinks Her Shelved Louis C.K. Film 'Should Just Go Away'

Chloë Grace Moretz is currently promoting The Miseducation of Cameron Post, Desiree Akhavan’s film about a teen sent to a gay conversion camp after she’s caught making out with another girl. At the New York Times, Moretz discusses her role and why she was drawn to it—but she also talks about I Love You, Daddy, the…

Does Anyone Not Secretly Record Donald Trump When They Talk to Him? Does Anyone Not Secretly Record Donald Trump When They Talk to Him?

Omarosa allegedly recorded a bunch of stuff Donald Trump and other White House officials said and then “leveraged” those recordings “while shopping her forthcoming ‘tell-all’ book,” the Daily Beast reports. Does anyone not secretly record this man when they talk to him? I would definitely secretly record him (in a…

In Homage to Terrace House's Tsubasa and Shion, the Greatest Love Story of Our Time In Homage to Terrace House's Tsubasa and Shion, the Greatest Love Story of Our Time

Reality television romances rarely evoke emotion other than schadenfreude, Debordian fascination, or derangement. The closest thing to a fascinating reality romance in America right now is that of Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson, whose whirlwind love and compulsive watchability combined with seamy speculation on…

Of Course Paul Manafort Dresses Like Shit Of Course Paul Manafort Dresses Like Shit

In the week since his trial began, we have learned that Paul Manafort, the college-football-coach-lookin-ass motherfucker who is currently facing multiple charges of tax evasion, bank fraud, and money laundering, is the owner of multiple exotic-leather jackets, each costing tens of thousands of dollars. This news…

The Merits of Zayn Malik's Dorky New Single 'Sour Diesel,' Debated

Former One Direction member and wearer of his girlfriend Gigi Hadid’s Anna Sui T-shirt Zayn Malik is back with a new single that compares a woman to drugs, and a mask that looks like it was ripped off the face of MF Doom. We know weed is good, but is “Sour Diesel?” Jezebel investigates in this exclusive excerpt from…

I Will Not Tolerate Any Slander of This Baby Rat Just Trying to Start Her Life

Rents may fall and rents may rise (and rise and rise and rise), but one thing that is fixed about living in New York City, and has been ever since the colonizers came here on their dirty-ass boats, is that you’re cohabiting with rats.

[Maury Voice] Clover Hope, YOU ARE THE ZADDY!  [Maury Voice] Clover Hope, YOU ARE THE ZADDY! 

Clover’s era-defining, June 2017 list of zaddys is right on the shortlist for the dictionary. Merriam-Webster reached out to her today to let her know:

Drake's 'Summer Games' Is Big Scorpio Energy Drake's 'Summer Games' Is Big Scorpio Energy

Y/N is a guide to the week’s music releases based on our highly scientific, non-subjective Yes/No rating system.

A Fond Farewell to Madeleine Davies, the Horneyest Woman We Know

For seven years, Madeleine Davies has both shaped and embodied the very soul of this website: fierce, full of heart, irreverent, and utterly deranged. As a writer, she has conjured epoch-defining essays, invented stuff that everyone else copies, and pontificated beautifully on seemingly trivial concerns. As Jezebel’s…

Open Thread: Who's Your Summer Crush?

We’ve all had a crushing week, so what else are we gonna do for slight reprieve on a summer Friday but goss about the honeys we’re crushing on?

Watch the 2005 Aeon Flux Movie Today, Fuck a Reboot Watch the 2005 Aeon Flux Movie Today, Fuck a Reboot

A rather shady post at The Hollywood Reporter alerts us to the reboot of Aeon Flux, an MTV cartoon from the mid-’90s about a sinewy hacker with a housefly that lived in her eyelashes (and some other stuff). I characterize this otherwise unremarkable news item as shady because in conveying its message to the world, it…

Actually, the Hosts in Westworld Have Been Awake for a Long, Long Time 

“Kiksuya”—the Lakota word for “remember” and the title of Sunday night’s Westworld episode—was a devastatingly beautiful change of pace, giving us some answers where questions are normally posed, and providing us with subtle (but not confounding!?!?!) clues to the direction of where this whole romp is headed.

PARTY GIRL SAYS HER FINAL GOODNIGHT: On 'Splat' and Being an Aging Rager PARTY GIRL SAYS HER FINAL GOODNIGHT: On 'Splat' and Being an Aging Rager

For the 20th anniversary of Sex and the City—which premiered on HBO on June 6, 1998 and went on to become iconic prestige television—Jezebel is doing a week of posts dedicated to our favorite band of sexual women friends.

It's So Wild That People Just Like, Pop the Bebes Out the Vag

Right? Like... these babies got popped out Beyoncé’s vag. Shit is wild!

The Dissonance of Kate Spade  The Dissonance of Kate Spade 

Kate Spade’s death by suicide at 55 is as shocking as any sudden celebrity death—the designer, mother, and fashion industry innovator is gone abruptly, unexpectedly, and entirely too soon. But the context and circumstances underscore its tragedy: For over two decades, the fashion designer’s commercial and personal…

Gigi Hadid's CFDA Awards Look Is a Harlequin Romance Gigi Hadid's CFDA Awards Look Is a Harlequin Romance

Gigi Hadid hit up the CFDA Awards Monday night wearing a full-body Versace catsuit in jester multicolor, riding the currently hot neck-to-toe legging look. Naomi Campbell was honored at the ceremony, and so what better to pay tribute to the world’s most iconic supe than by wearing something Naomi would have when she…

Sex and the City Costume Designer Pat Field Is Still the Most Stylish Person in New York Sex and the City Costume Designer Pat Field Is Still the Most Stylish Person in New York

For the 20th anniversary of Sex and the City—which premiered on HBO on June 6, 1998 and went on to become iconic prestige television—Jezebel is doing a week of posts dedicated to our favorite band of sexual women friends.

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